It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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