I wanna bring you to show and tell
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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