if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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