im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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