Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Jerry, you need to find god
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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