I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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