yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
this boner is exhausting
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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