508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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