This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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