how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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