The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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