Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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