question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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