You just made me feel so damn special
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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