Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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