I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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