maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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