u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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