Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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