Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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