Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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