i jhust puked up my retainher.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
