She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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