I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Houston, we have a blender
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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