There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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