it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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