Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
