Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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