so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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