What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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