I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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