quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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