I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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