i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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