She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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