Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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