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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Where were you when I was single???

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

Still in diapers.

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(253): View more from Washington

My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"

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(301): View more from Maryland

soooo we both peed the bed last night...

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"

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(805): View more from California

Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"

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