dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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