I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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