this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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