On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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