sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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