Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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