what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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