I feel like abortions should bother me more
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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