Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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