Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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