she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
How does it feel to date your dad?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm always down for nudity.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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