You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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