no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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